submarine duck

A duck that dives beneath the water. Ducks in the Submarine Duck family include: Buffleheads, Hardhead, or any duck that decides to swim underwater.

Unlike a surface dwelling Mallard duck, Submarine ducks swim under the water like submarines.

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Sigma Duck

A: "Do you have a Sigma Duck?"
B: "What's a Sigma Duck? "
A: "SUGMA DICK BI-"

Sigma Duck by Lugma Dick January 29, 2023

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to offer up being punched in the face in exchange for a cigarette

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Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

Fucking the Duck by jg357 November 11, 2018

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When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

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when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

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What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.

When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".

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