Chode

When a man penis is wider than it is long

Bro you have a chode or yo i've got a chode

by 1q2w3e4r5t6z77gh June 12, 2023

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Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

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Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

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Chode

It means happy

I just aced my math test, I’m a Chode

by Powderface123 April 23, 2022

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Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

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A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

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