chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.

Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.

by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014

Chode

This word usually associates with small fat people.

You know that kid called james Houghton. He is a chode.

by The new boi February 20, 2020

giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.

No woman can handle the Giga Chode

by GigaChode February 25, 2023

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand

That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross

by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024

Boni Chodes

Our lord and saviour who will one day return to this mortal plain to free us of our shackles and take us to the promised land of Chodania.

Praise our lord and saviour Boni Chodes

by Sal-Ad May 9, 2021