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Honorary Chode 

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
Honorary Chode by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017
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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
Daddy u have long chode
Long chode by Lilchode June 8, 2018

jesus chode 

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try
wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick
jesus chode by grannychodeman February 5, 2019

sicko chode 

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.
"Young flame he a sicko chode"

Hot Chode Summer 

When your homies are running around reckless during summer going to HK or breweries and picking up on women of questionable moral values.....and making plans for reunions and never showing up or instead replying with innapropriate dic pics or tranny pics...
Damn this looks like a hot chode summer
Hot Chode Summer by Cp Chode August 23, 2019

cock sucking chode blower 

Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit
Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt

chewy chode chomper 

how much chewy chode could a chewy chode chomper chomp if a chewy chode chomper could chomp chode?