Homophobic dog

The cutest and kindest being alive. Accepts everyone except the gays. Totally understandable.

The homophobic dog is always right

by Ballsinurjaw June 15, 2022

short dog

In the ghetto, someone might refer to a cheap drink as a short dog, most likely a two dollar silo of beer or something similar.

Yo! Pick me up a short dog when you go down to the store.

by Rollo Tomasi February 9, 2005

fucked the dog

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i

by eggy mule August 19, 2010

chilli dog

The act of tittyfucking a chick after giving her a Cleveland Steamer.

Stacy: "I'm hungry. I could go for a chilli dog for lunch."

Mark: "I'm there! You strip down, I'll go take some Exlax!"

Stacy: "....What?"

by Doreauxgard September 5, 2007

junkyard dog

A car, usually late 60's-70's era American muscle car, that is left in primer, and built up to beastly proportions, giving it a rough, loud, aggressive presence.

"My friend's 500 horsepower, primered '70 Chevelle is a real junkyard dog..."

by CeeCee666 June 30, 2009

dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.

This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.

by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006

straw dog

Something that is made only to be destroyed.

The doll, like a straw dog, was made for the sole purpose of being destroyed.

by Vulc4n January 2, 2006