The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
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Get the Trojan shit mug.A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.
Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!
Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!
Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!
by Droteratti August 25, 2011
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John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.
Harvey: Respect.
John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.
Harvey: Respect.
by amscray September 11, 2011
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OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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