Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

zombies

1. A cringey disney musical series that got an even worse animated series
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories

1. Hey, let's watch Disney's Zombies- **NO.**
2. ah fuck it's the zombies

by humanoidian February 26, 2025

Zombie Land Saga

An anime that starts with a girl's dream being violently crushed by a truck within the first 60 seconds, only for her to be resurrected as a zombie idol to save a dying prefecture. It’s basically a fever dream where "Idol" meets "The Walking Dead," but with more singing, dancing, rapping, and detachable limbs

A: "I'm tired of those generic, shiny idol shows."
B: "Say no more. Go watch Zombie Land Saga. You'll see a zombie head-banging to death metal in episode one."

by fumo nicedo February 24, 2026

zombie tech

Overvalued technology or innovation—often touted as the next big thing— that continues to draw foolish investors while actually failing to deliver. Yet, the dead companies continue to wander lifeless over the markets for years looking for more capital to consume like a horde of zombies.

Sam Altman was on CNBC pushing his latest AI miracle zombie tech.

by UltraPoserDeluxeSupreme February 25, 2026

Zombie Love

When you love a person for their brain and not how they look.

I have Zombie Love for Dr. K's surgical prowess.

by Nancy Jean July 21, 2025

zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.

I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?

by beamguru August 8, 2025

Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.

I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.

by Juancabeza May 19, 2025