your mom goes to college 

A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'

Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?

your mom goes to college by GangstaBoiBenjAmIn January 12, 2005

your face

The WORST comeback EVER.

your weird.
your face.
your a dork.
your face.
i'm way better than you.
your face is way better that you.

your face by meggie123 April 19, 2010

your face

a diss like "your mom"

gay dude: man this shit is gross is it raviolli? spaghetti? or just plain shit?
you: its ur face ugly ass

your face by deenie June 17, 2004

your matt

The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.

Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.

"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)

your matt by Lord Phobos March 15, 2005

your pants 

a phrase uttered when the person you are speaking to refuses to cease making yo mama jokes. generally, your opponent will be so confused/surprised/disgusted with your comeback that he/she/it will run away, cursing loudly.

of course, this may also lead to a "your pants" war of words. if that arises, it is best advised to a) run away, b) punch the person repeatedly in the face and run, or c) keep firing back with a combo iof yo mama and your pants statements until they get bored and leave.

1: yo mama likes the cock!

2: your PANTS like the cock!!!

1: o.O *runs away*

2: VICTORY!!! *strikes a pose and walks away*

your pants by ravenofroses April 1, 2006

your wish is my command

you say this when you’ll do whatever the fuck someone wants you to, often used when you like someone or want them to like you

asswipe: hey bitch suck my dick

the bitch: your wish is my command

your wish is my command by penis wizard February 27, 2019

your shit is my bread 

signage on the plumbing van i realy saw

your shit is my bread!!!

your shit is my bread by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006