Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2020

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

turkey flavored now n later

toe sweat

dude u really need to handle ur turkey flavored now n laters

by Havocis king September 8, 2011

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

by dickcheney December 5, 2007

what do you think about Turkey?

What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?

what do you think about Turkey?

by vibeheaven October 28, 2021

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010