Jack land

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect

Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner

by Squid6969 May 9, 2020

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving

Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"

by Redemptsion June 2, 2020

i work on the land

A farmer

I am a farmer, I work on the land

by Farmer……….sheep June 21, 2021

crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

Landing Basht

The act of having a Basht and timing it to perfection as the plane hits the landing strip

James hid in the toilet on the plane back from Split so he could engage in a landing basht

by EricUncle7 June 19, 2022

Trash landing

When your piloting a plane/helicopter and your dumbass crashes the plane.

Damn bro that pilot had a very trash landing

by Jackassjimmy November 16, 2020