a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

Gut fart

A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.

Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.

by Saturn20102c March 11, 2015

Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 02, 2017

Swagger Fart

Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.

That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.

by Sykosquril December 14, 2012

Shawna Fart

The sweet nectar of Shawna’s butthole that comes in air form. This is also known as a butthole queef.

Shawna Fart: Shawna eats Taco Bell then she farts then sharts then queefs.

by Gary Beavers June 19, 2021

A Jamie Fart

Where somebody farts and it smells so bad you have to evacuate the premesis

Somebody farts gross that was such a Jamie Fart!

by CheekyMonkay May 22, 2017

Fart Nado

Spinning rapidly as you fart to disburse the fumes over a wider area.

Luke performed a fart nado to maximize his farts effect at the wedding.

by Strawberry floss June 06, 2014