Fart Shark

When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”

Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”

Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”

by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.

Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.

by lx2036 December 5, 2012

shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.

*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh

by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021

Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011

Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.

"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."

by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021

Shark

You know damn well what a shark is. You searched urban dictionary on urban dictionary because you're bored.

"Shark" is not a god damn sex act. "Sucking a dick." Is a sex act, go get out there and do some sex acts instead of looking at urban dictionary.

by Surrenderthecat April 23, 2023

shark bag whore

When your a disgusting junkie

I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.

by Large Marge August 20, 2015