Base Punch

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.

"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."

by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015

Uvula Punch

When you're going down on a guy and his dick hits your uvula (the punching bag thingy in the back of your throat).

Girl, I was sucking John's dick and he Uvula punched me. I almost threw up.

by Fagadactol March 14, 2020

Camel Punch

Similar to a donkey punch but with a slight modification. While having anal sex spit on your fist or above her ass then punch her there to tighten up the muscles.

I used the camel punch on your sister to make anal sex easier for her.

by C0ookiee December 29, 2021

Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022

Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"

My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.

by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009

Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.

Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!

by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009

The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)

Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”

by PUSSYSLAYER5578 February 14, 2023