by Neilfatrickharris January 20, 2023
Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.
Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.
Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
by GreenMartian November 05, 2011
Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey
Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
by Svco November 03, 2014
I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.
by Paulington Krietastrophe February 16, 2016
An act of declining
by Mangolandzs April 10, 2023
LOOK ITS THE INFINITY BROS, THE INFINITY BROS LOVE DREAMYBULL, SEWEY, CNBT, I JUST MY PENJAMIN FRANKLIN INTO LUKE, JOHN ERIC, AND JOSH "OH NO ITS THE INFINITY <===:(INFINITY BALLS), WHEN THE FOUR INFINITY BROS CUM (IM ABOUT TO BLOW) TOGETHER THEY BECOME THE MOST UNSTOPPABLE FORCE IN THE WORLD, "WHO THE HECK IS GIGA NIGGA", ENEMINES;NATHAN, MALACHI, JEB, INFINITY HOES, SARAH, GIGA NIGGA.
by 1/4INFINITYBROS March 15, 2023
by Mad Plutonian Overlord October 21, 2015