Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:

Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Noah majors

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

by Noah majors August 20, 2019

Noah

A mexican

Omg is that a Mexican!
-oh no, it's just Noah

by Addieeeeeeeee June 20, 2019

Noah McVey

Scary. It's the one word that defines everything about a Noah. He likes to touch you and make you feel good but in reality he doesn't have a care for you at all. He is extremely hot and extremely mesmerizing but do not trust a Noah McVey. He doesn't have any respect for girls but that doesn't stop him for having girlfriend after girlfriend. Even though he acts trustworthy, he is the least trustful person ever.

Girl 1: Noah McVey is looking extra cute today.
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too

by Brookyln Leness October 28, 2017

Noah

Cheating POS

Noah cheated on me and tried to be the victim.

by A pimp ass guy 2 August 28, 2020

Noah

Noah is the coolest, hottest, strongest creature to ever grace this earth. He is so superior to all many people no longer consider him a mortal and praise him like a god. This is normal since he is god incarnate.

"I pray to Noah everyday." speaker a

"Same!' speaker b

by Yves sucks balls December 8, 2021

Noah

Noah is the type of guy to put you first. He is very caring and emotionally mature, but finds it difficult to get through obstacles in life. If you have Noah, please be his shoulder to cry on when he needs it most, and NEVER take a second with him for granted.

Wow, I never knew I could be loved this much by Noah

by imtheluckiestpersontoexist July 6, 2025