Mexican Firecracker

You turn into a Mexican Firecracker when you eat something that makes you sick and you end up shitting and vomiting (and probably praying for a quick death) at the same time...food most likely eaten in Mexico...

Dude, I ate some street tacos last night and they turned me into a Mexican Firecracker...

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag

Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback

by Thedecker May 15, 2018

Mexican Driving

Term/Euphemism for driving without legal documentation/papers.

"Man, do you know that 16 year old that lives on our street? He keeps Mexican Driving. I hope he doesn't get caught."

by JonathanSnow May 23, 2018

Mexican Sunset

when an individual inserts the tip of a tequila bottle into their anus and subsequently somersaults as to further ram the tequila bottle in. Their partner/a stranger then sets the tequila bottle alight and once the anus is sufficiently on fire, the tequila-holder is gifted a mix of lime and hot sauce in their eyes.

I gave Jade a Mexican Sunset last night and now I have 3rd degree burns on my anus and can't sit down properly... worth it though.

by Understandingfate April 21, 2018

The Mexican Sinkboy

A Mexican in the Hempfield area who steals sinks and goes by the name Dylan

Principal: oh look it's the Mexican Sinkboy
Dylan: are you my dad?

by Krombopulos Smiggle May 2, 2018

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

Mexican Proposal

When a man impregnates a woman out of wedlock, forcing a shotgun courthouse wedding without proper dating, proposal, etc.

Usually done as damage control so the woman doesn’t look like a hoe.

“Did you hear? Vanessa got pregnant by Pedro.”

“Damn he gave her the Mexican Proposal?!”

by Mp9109 March 6, 2020