Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021

Sweat-Lord

Someone like gamer getrobed or plays Yu-Gi_Oh! at 4 am while violently rocking back and forth and possibly foaming at the mouth as they shout at a game that doesn't have voice chat, getting spit all over their screen.

Honey it's 4am can you ask the neighbors sweat-lord kid to keep it down, he must have almost won a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament again.

by Your Farther November 20, 2023

The Slum Lord

The majestic and god-like ruler named "The Slum Lord" of the golden city of cardboard and spit named "The Slum Land". It is documented that "The Slum Lord" holds god-like powers, and the ability of "Slum-jutsu" a fighting form that they alone can master let alone use. The Slum Lord also has the ability of "Slum Ball" this is when "The Slum Lord" summons rubbish and garbage and creating a large ball that can destroy anything in it's path.

The Slum Lord has killed God with his Slum-jutsu and his Slumballs.

by thelolcitygod1 May 29, 2022

Lord longdong

Master of the dongs, long dong is a bad mofo, don’t take shit from nobody, he will stick is king shaft right in the middle of a argument and let his shaft be heard.

That boy lord longdong just aggressively pelvic thrusted the chess board

by The all knowing hades April 8, 2022

Jumba Lord

Queen of of planet jumba thru 1890 to 2017. Queen jumba was killed by a Giant named Donnie

Guy: Check out that sexy jumba lord
Guy 2 : shya

by Awesome__Kid November 20, 2009

Lord Yeomans

The Lord Yeomans
A steadfast, upstanding gentleman held high in society; a man of great dignity who carries himself as if he were born to command the manor, even if the manor is just a semi-detached.

Origin:
Dating back to rural English folklore, “The Lord Yeomans” was said to be the model village squire —the sort of man who’d wear polished boots to the corner shop and correct your Latin before holding the door for you. The term has survived into modern slang to describe any man of surprising refinement, wit, or quiet authority especially when that polish comes from pure confidence rather than privilege.

He arrived in a faded Citroën DS, the sort of car that smells of pipe tobacco and confidence parked it perfectly, nodded once, and everyone knew. A real Lord Yeomans.

by Saint Jeb October 27, 2025

Lord Jones

American Rapper Song writer and entertainer CEO of the brand OHP, Born in Anchorage, Alaska but raised in Federal Way, Washington best Know for his song "Karate Shawty"

"I went to an Lord Jones Concert it was hella lit!"

by The Professional. October 16, 2017