Lemon Check

1:one who checks others lemons for firmness and/or juicyness.

2:a very perverted person who grabs a girls tits and sucks them as if they were a lemon.

boobs lemons breasts tits man juicy

1: the lemon check couldnt find any nice lemons to eat.

2: after enjoying the "lemons" Mr.lemon check AKA herbert the old man, decided to slice the lemon up and eat it raw.

by Lynden Q December 27, 2008

Rasberry Lemonaid

Best stuff from CPK. Sour and just like a sping breeze.

"OMG! THIS RASBERRY LEMONAID OS SOOOO YUMMILISIOUS!"

by whattheheck? April 1, 2009

steel lemon

a hard exterior nobody can hurt your feelings.

dont even try to peel my lemon
y not?
cause i have a steel lemon

by Trizequel January 10, 2012

Oakland Hard Lemonade

When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.

Hey Josh, thanks for letting me stay the night last night bro, your mom really enjoyed the Oakland Hard Lemonade I brought over.

by Million Dollar Asshole April 21, 2011

Frosted Lemonade

When you piss and cum at the same time.

"When I jerked off last night, I had a suprise frosted lemonade."

by frosty986 May 8, 2019

Lasmori

1. Someone who dates crazy ass people who freak out when you leave them because they are totally psycho.
2. Someone who got burned by said crazy ass ex as they try to contact all your friends, and write as much slander as possible.
3. Someone whose crazy ass ex manages to not get a posting slandering you rejected for naming a friend.

Lasmori's ex obviously goes on a crazy ass rampage and wrote up some mean crap on urban dictionary. Look up the previous entry on Lasmori for an example.

by Lasmori June 24, 2009

Wet lemon

Wet lem-on

Someone is crazy but in a good way also there real name begins with m

hello ya wet lemon ya peng ting yanno what am saying

by 👉🏻👌 June 12, 2018