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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.
"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012
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Hammergraph

Bill: I need to get someones autograph
Tony: You can get M.C Hammers autograph
Bill: Nice then i will have my very own Hammergraph
by DJ Abbott June 27, 2012
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Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013
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hammer juice

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.
by Ed Richards November 10, 2013
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Hammer hammer hammer hammer

To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.

If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.

If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.

The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.

Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
Look at Tyler go, Hammer hammer hammer hammer!

What a great Hammer hammer hammer hammer Shasta has.
by Beedie Black November 21, 2013
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hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.
by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013
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