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Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.
"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."
by HairyDave June 13, 2024
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Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.
Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.
by HairyDave June 13, 2024
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facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
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facial nudist

a person (mostly on the autism spectrum) who cannot tolerate any accessories on their face, such as glasses.
by Straceny Marek December 23, 2024
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facilagator

An unseen entity that host a two way conversation as a middle person playing the two parties involved.
"Yesterday I was voice cloning talking to my Mom as my Dad and told her I got all my work done and deserve to go out tonite."
"This is your Mom gotcha! Quit being a facilagator!
by Sk8erDude January 28, 2025
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FaceDev

guy who made gamplo, editmash (rip), rugplay (pls update), gurted, bliptext, twoblade, vyntr, and lyntr (rip)
facedev won't update rugplay
by cart1416 February 17, 2026
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Facial Shocker

When eating out a woman from behind and using your nose to stimulate their booty hole
Last night my girlfriend was climbing into bed and I hit her with the facial shocker.
by SupTodd March 18, 2026
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