someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
Get the Ethan Kong mug.An absolute wanka who licks everyone’s bum holes and enjoys it. Also he owns a white van and there has been kids missing in his area (I think him). Pretty much don’t go near him or his van because you might not be there for school tommorow.
by 007988 May 9, 2019
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Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023
Get the Ethan Matthews mug.Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
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Get the ethans lane mug.girl 1: what’s ur relationship with ethan liao
me: oh ummm i actually don’t know…
girl 1: wdym?
me: ok let me explain…i'm not complaining or anything but like he is honestly very annoying. I don't even get why I like him. All he does is spread horrible shit about me or practically anyone that said anything to him. He would be like “omg guys the girl that likes me stared at me today.” like wtf do you seriously have to tell your friend group literally every single thing you did today and what happened today in explicit detail? that's why i always wanna see ethan…i also wanna see him bc i wanna go see his lil smile like omg!! he definitely has to smile more bro i love his smile so much his smile makes me fold. bro every single time i see his lil soft smile i die inside my body. why is he so damn cute like …EVERY TIME BRO…EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SOFT SMILE I WANNA GO HUG HIM SO BAD BUT I CAN'T. Whenever I am having a bad day, I always think of Ethan. thinking of his soft cute smile always makes my day better. I like everything about him; I love his hair, eyes, nose, and practically everything. I especially love his smile.….HE IS SO MAJESTIC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO I AM SO IN LOVE BRO HIS VOICE TOO BRO AND HIS SMILE LIKE HE NEEDS SHOW HIS SMILE OUT MORE BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS CUTE BRO I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
me: oh ummm i actually don’t know…
girl 1: wdym?
me: ok let me explain…i'm not complaining or anything but like he is honestly very annoying. I don't even get why I like him. All he does is spread horrible shit about me or practically anyone that said anything to him. He would be like “omg guys the girl that likes me stared at me today.” like wtf do you seriously have to tell your friend group literally every single thing you did today and what happened today in explicit detail? that's why i always wanna see ethan…i also wanna see him bc i wanna go see his lil smile like omg!! he definitely has to smile more bro i love his smile so much his smile makes me fold. bro every single time i see his lil soft smile i die inside my body. why is he so damn cute like …EVERY TIME BRO…EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SOFT SMILE I WANNA GO HUG HIM SO BAD BUT I CAN'T. Whenever I am having a bad day, I always think of Ethan. thinking of his soft cute smile always makes my day better. I like everything about him; I love his hair, eyes, nose, and practically everything. I especially love his smile.….HE IS SO MAJESTIC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO I AM SO IN LOVE BRO HIS VOICE TOO BRO AND HIS SMILE LIKE HE NEEDS SHOW HIS SMILE OUT MORE BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS CUTE BRO I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
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