Crankly Dankly

The state of true obliteration due to intensely large inhalations of high grade Marihuana..

Im crankly danklyized yo..I cant even move.

I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.

by Justin July 5, 2004

Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011

danko

Potent batch of marijuana.

This shit from B.C?
Yeah its the danko.

by van.isle chron November 14, 2005

Danker

Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.

"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"

by SHAYGREEN January 24, 2015

Dankchorage, Alaska

Something that can be linked to high grade marijuana.

"Damn, it smells like Dankchorage, Alaska in here!"

by ThisAfghanIsTan March 28, 2008

Dankay

The most potent form of stink, preceded by Odor, Smell, Stink, and Stank, respectively. This is the only known form of a smell that has been known to take a solid form, as walls of "Dank" have been known to form. Most people cringe and form tears when running into walls of Dank. This smell usually comes from humans, albeit abnormally gross ones. Please do not approach people of this smell, as lives have been lost and others have been crippled.

"I walked into History Class today and ran into a wall of smell. I had to run out and dry heaved in the bathroom."

"Oh, that? That was from the Dankay girl sitting in the back."

by Ogre Giant June 9, 2009

dankatron

1.hella dank, the rank of being dank, comes before dankasaur.
2.describing someone who is really cool or awesome(dank)

1."Have you played the new Guitar Hero?"
"No. I've heard its pretty dankatron though."
2."Have you seen Kevin lately?He looks pretty dank."
"Dude, he's always been a dankatron."

by xxx~Nemo~xxx July 4, 2009