pancake crotch

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.

Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.

by laddie85 April 20, 2010

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

Combat Crotch

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012

crotch pin

Grabbing someone by the head and then forcing their face into one's genitalia

Jim and Bob lost their friendship when Jim gave Bob a crotch pin

by DogeOfWow April 13, 2014

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

Crotch Dusting

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.

My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.

by angle3034 November 1, 2013

Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021