Camp Crotch

When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.

So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."

by Bitchtitties December 18, 2020

Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

by WoodyJohnson69420 January 19, 2021

Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

by Nerdboy1982! October 24, 2019

Snuggle on my crotch

Sleep with me

Will you snuggle on my crotch?

by B4NG May 22, 2018

Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick

Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.

by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021

Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 06, 2013

Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018