A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 06, 2009
did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 08, 2008
When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low
Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
by Xolu December 25, 2023
you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.
by Digothy March 13, 2023
A codename for a completely ownage guy on both xbox live (Cadet Crackers) and steam (Senior Crackers). he enjoys long walks on virtual beaches
by DudewtfBBQ July 11, 2008
by Roasted cracker February 01, 2018