I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

Rice cracker

An person of Asian decent, that is ridiculously white.

"Hey look at Lu Kim, drinking a pumpkin spice latte. He's such a rice cracker."

by Slopeface November 5, 2024

Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.

Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"

by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024

cracker

your ancestors cracked the whip

"it's hot when JPEGMAFIA says cracker."

by urnewfavoriterapperniggaboyZ December 6, 2020

Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025