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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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cracker

your ancestors cracked the whip
"it's hot when JPEGMAFIA says cracker."
by urnewfavoriterapperniggaboyZ December 6, 2020
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Snatch crackers

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.
by Txhellhound January 14, 2023
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graham cracker

A person of black descent that acts like a white person.
Josh is confused, he is such a graham cracker.
by Blackjoker63 March 1, 2018
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Cracker

Whip cracker
by Politically incorrect lol June 21, 2022
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