I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

cracker stack

A train of gay white men

My father disowned me when he found out I was the bottom of a cracker stack

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Cracker

Whip crackers in the south. White folks that prefer to kill, hurt or beat black folks. The whip sound is why they were called crackers. The whip sounded like a crack.

Mane these crackers been on our ass for generations, these crackers have killed, raped and enslaved more nationalities of people then any regime in world history.

by Millz November 8, 2021

Cracker

A type of biscuit, Normally light and enjoyed with cheese and sometimes a type of meat or dip.

Yo Billy, You wanna come over to my place for some cheese and crackers?

by Half As Funny February 19, 2023