A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
Get the i would let you eat crackers on my bedmug. did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
by anonymous September 3, 2023
Get the cracker Saturdaymug. Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013
Get the moist crackermug. Get out of the pick up truck, cracker!
by Grizzly Pawn May 24, 2022
Get the Crackermug. And insult of a white person that’s just that asshole that one real dick to everyone aka the one no one likes
by Lil poon April 20, 2018
Get the Cracker finitchuwitchmug.