Ass clown 

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

Ass clown by Zmon June 29, 2015

clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.

After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!

clitoris clown by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

Greasy Clown by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Sir Clown Jr 

Astro the bitchass eHBK

Sir Clown JR is special

Sir Clown Jr by RUINOU$ August 3, 2019

mayonnaise clown 🤡 

A gay clown who smothers himself with semen.

The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.

Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face

Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.

mayonnaise clown 🤡 by nuclear hobo September 1, 2019

soggy clown 

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

soggy clown by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019

Tree Clown 

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.

Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.

Tree Clown by MercElite November 8, 2019