Chris W.

A guy who is a certified Bruh Moment.

“That guy is oop.”

“Yeah, he’s a Chris W.”

by That bruh moment June 10, 2019

chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".

Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.

by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018

Chris Swanson

Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped

Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson

by Shadow15254 April 7, 2017

Chris AND Hani

Faggots

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays

by tickleme_anthrax May 4, 2017

chris downie

A guy with more spunk round his mouth and arsehole than in his soul.

That gay guy's covered in jizz. What a Chris Downie!

by wankbagging October 24, 2017

chris's chin

A subtle yet rather large area a male might rest his genitalia repeatedly

Hey look....there's chris's chin! We need to set up some time to visit that general area soon!

by beat2sleep December 5, 2017