boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

angel boner

When you encounter someone so heavenly that you get an erection

Dude she gave me a wicked angel boner

by Vickyleo1994 May 22, 2014

booty boner

A booty boner occurs when one thoroughly enjoys it in the arse.

"I saw this cute guy last night and immediately got a booty boner."

by The Chaks July 19, 2017

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

by Illydex March 26, 2019

Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.

Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.

by rathergethead June 14, 2014