Liquid Boner

Another name for making a girl wet.

"Man, you totally give me a liquid boner just then! I'm so wet!"

by LOLingAllTheWay March 03, 2014

fright boner

It's when you get scared so much that you get in instant boner and won't go away until you calm down and relax

I was walking in an ally and guy jumped out and I got a fright boner

by Silver is the new Gold December 30, 2016

Boner muncher

1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof

1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.

by broosk February 09, 2015

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

by thefutureofamerica June 05, 2017

slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 23, 2014

Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.

Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.

by rathergethead June 15, 2014

boner grub

When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub

Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten

Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure

by Robreinerth1998 September 29, 2019