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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
by John232115 March 24, 2010
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Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.
Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.
by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009
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Grham Cracker

1 smoking crack

2 when someone says something stupid refer them to a grham cracker smoker

3. To actually smoke a gram of crack
1-Yo blak those fielez wanna get in on dem Grham crakers

2-stupid person-you give out freebies for how much

Trapstar-Wht are u grham cracker smoker shiiiiiii

3-dont know if he naco so wht should i do

give tht toddler some grham cracker and make sure he eat(smoke) tht
by Big suge nik December 27, 2009
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Gram-cracker

Gramaw + Craker. A racist, old, white person. Works for Male and Female.
Betty Brown is a Gram-cracker that wants Asian-Americans to have more Americanized names that are "easier" to say. Good luck, Betty Brown.
by stinkystee May 18, 2009
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