Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
by Smackthefap. April 9, 2015
Get the dick toasted wafflemug. Verb: To take a massive duke in a females vagina only to stomp it "on in der" in the same way as a regular waffle stomp.
Last night me and my girl where doing the dew when she got bored of the hot cosby, so? i gave her a vaginal waffle stomp!
by marshmallowmayty April 11, 2019
Get the Vaginal waffle stompmug. The act of using ones foot specifically within the confines of a sink and exerting necessary pressure to force fecal matter down a drain while engaging in intercourse with a woman in a rental RV.
I rented an RV to go on a camping trip with the boys. We invited some ladies to join but none showed up initially. It was too cold to take a dump outside at night and we didn't want to pay the RV turd tank disposal fees. While everyone was asleep I propped myself up and left a rather large hershey highway deposit in the RV sink. Upon arrival of one of the ladies to the campsite later that night, the action began. We started to engage in sexual intercourse near the kitchen in the RV at which point in an effort to hide the lingering brown evidence from earlier I performed a proper ~Minnesota Waffle Stomp~
by Dovebone February 8, 2021
Get the Minnesota Waffle Stompmug. a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
by MsFunnyLady March 4, 2010
Get the Waffle House Monstermug. Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.
A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.
B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.
B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.
by smexy_hotdog82 March 4, 2022
Get the waffle hand holdmug. Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.
by David Vine August 7, 2020
Get the Cleavland hot wafflemug. Joe: Hey, where's john?
Tim: Adam got him with some snake waffles!
Adam: Yeah, he so fell for it! he's gone to get antivenom.
Tim: Adam got him with some snake waffles!
Adam: Yeah, he so fell for it! he's gone to get antivenom.
by SNAKED00d June 29, 2010
Get the Snake Wafflesmug.