Slut Wrecked

A stat of mental stupor and physical disarray as the result of having had excessive vigorous sex. Characterized by traits such as walking bow legged or unable to walk at all; smeared makeup; messy hair; dried semen on face, clothes, and/or in hair. Often a “good girl” having been Slut Wrecked will be unable to recall basic information such as her name, where she is, or when she last saw her panties.

Did you see her stumble out of Tyty’s room this morning? She either rode a wild horse through a field of Elmer’s Paste or that girl was slut wrecked!

Tiffany was found wandering down the street in just a cum stained t-shirt completely slut wrecked.

by Tyty7 July 12, 2024

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023

Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.

-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!

by Asshole11 February 6, 2024

Tyrannosaurus wreck

Also known as a T-wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).

I simply CANNOT. I am a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

Help! The Tyrannosaurus wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

T-wreck

Also known as a Tyrannosaurus wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).

I simply CANNOT. I am a T-wreck!

Help! The T-wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a T-wreck!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Ro-Wrestling

something really useless

Person 1: What you doing on weekends?
Person 2: I do Ro-Wrestling!
Person 1: That's why I barely talk to you

by raddan November 21, 2023

Mayo Wrestling

Covering yourself and partner in mayo, and wrestling till someone taps

Mayo Wrestling was Stan and Adam’s favourite weekend pass time

by Mayolad December 3, 2023