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When you see human the the kids menu
Me: WOWASA there is human in the kids menu

Friend: yeah man, that's what kids eat these days
by Water melon boy 29 April 28, 2022
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Wowsers

Just a different way of saying "Wow". More "tongue-in-cheek" way of saying it.
Iam "Wowsers man.... I'm still not entirely sure what we did here."

Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."

Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"

Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."

Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."

Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"

Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."

Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."

Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."

Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."

Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."

Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"

Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."

Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"

Iam "Huh...."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2022
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@wowyoulookhandsome is the sweetest person in this world. they’re kind, pretty, amazing… they’re also a very good editor. I adore her with my whole heart and she deserves all the happiness. she has brought me so much joy into my life. you all send them a big hug
wowyoulookhandsome posted a new edit! I’m so excited!
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wowzeerz

by jordan’s dad June 27, 2022
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Wowzered

To be absolutely starstruck, flabbergasted, and shocked all at once.
Wow, I'm wowzered.
by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 August 13, 2022
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wowchiezers

The proper way of describing how upset you are, on a scale of being upset.. saying this qualifies for a 10/10
IM SO WOWCHIEZERS RN ONG FR NO CAP LEGITT
by wowchiezers October 17, 2022
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Wowity

A word to describe that your not just impressed by using the wording (wow) but now you use wowity. It describes your excitement, that your not just boring saying wow, which is dull. Now say wowity!
Wowity- I can't believe I made the grade!
by unanimousperson13 October 26, 2022
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