Joe: Hey, where's john?
Tim: Adam got him with some snake waffles!
Adam: Yeah, he so fell for it! he's gone to get antivenom.
Tim: Adam got him with some snake waffles!
Adam: Yeah, he so fell for it! he's gone to get antivenom.
by SNAKED00d June 26, 2010
To be shot in the head by the predator's spear gun. Refering to the way the aiming dots look on the targets head.
Fuck man, the Predator jumped outa the trees and waffle headed that motherfucker! What you talking about? It ain't lookin like no god damned waffle. STFU That's what they all say, before they die.
by Tex April 09, 2003
Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.
A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.
B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.
B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.
by smexy_hotdog82 March 04, 2022
Verb: To take a massive duke in a females vagina only to stomp it "on in der" in the same way as a regular waffle stomp.
Last night me and my girl where doing the dew when she got bored of the hot cosby, so? i gave her a vaginal waffle stomp!
by marshmallowmayty April 11, 2019
Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
by Smackthefap. April 10, 2015
a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
by MsFunnyLady March 04, 2010
Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.
by David Vine August 07, 2020