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shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.
*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021
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Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.
"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021
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candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L
hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?
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shark

I know why you're here. You looked up 'urban dictionary' and found the top one by 'To be' that said when you looked up 'shark' it said it was a way to have sex.

Well sorry to burst your bubble but a shark is in fact a sea creature.
Person 1: "A shark is a sea creature."
Person 2: "Really? Urban Dictionary supposedly says it is a way to have sex."
Person 1: "i t s a f u c k i n g s e a c r e a t u r e"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
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Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.
Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!
by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025
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shark

finding new girlfriend/boyfriend or basically looking for new people to talk to on a romantic level
by gazelleious June 5, 2025
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fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.
Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
by lx2036 December 5, 2012
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