when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.
*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.
"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

I know why you're here. You looked up 'urban dictionary' and found the top one by 'To be' that said when you looked up 'shark' it said it was a way to have sex.
Well sorry to burst your bubble but a shark is in fact a sea creature.
Well sorry to burst your bubble but a shark is in fact a sea creature.
Person 1: "A shark is a sea creature."
Person 2: "Really? Urban Dictionary supposedly says it is a way to have sex."
Person 1: "i t s a f u c k i n g s e a c r e a t u r e"
Person 2: "Really? Urban Dictionary supposedly says it is a way to have sex."
Person 1: "i t s a f u c k i n g s e a c r e a t u r e"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.
by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025

by gazelleious June 5, 2025

Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
by lx2036 December 5, 2012
