Harborne Academy

Possibly the worst secondary to ever exist
Has a survival rate of 2%
Transmitted through bodily fluids
Keep distance from any student from that school as you took might die

Person 1: yeah I went to harborne academy

Person 2: *runs away*

by H3h3h00h00 May 4, 2024

The English Academy

The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.

International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10

(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed

Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye

by TEA19 October 8, 2019

York River Academy

York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.

John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.

by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 26, 2019

northwest academy

a "therapeutic boarding school" scam in north idaho where no therapy is actually done and all kids do is sit around and talk about drugs all day! A place where parents send their kids if they smoke weed or don't meet up to social norms. Great place. 10/10

"yo dude my friend got sent to northwest academy the other day."
"damn son we gotta light up a blunt for that nig"

by devastedj2547 November 27, 2017

somerset academy key

Somerset Academy Key is the brokest school I ever went to.

Literally once they are in need of money they do “fun raisers” to get money. Also they don’t have a nurse. I mean wha school don’t have a nurse. The kids at Somerset Academy Key bee having fights for the pettiest reasons.

by dishurtsasf October 7, 2021

Boots Academy

A name used to describe physical geography, both lessons and teachers.

We’ve got boots academy tomorrow
Did you see boots academy ticking the list on the board

by Psononym January 19, 2025

Presentation of Mary Academy

Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.

I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.

by ProCurryMuncher May 3, 2022