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Lord Yeomans

The Lord Yeomans
A steadfast, upstanding gentleman held high in society; a man of great dignity who carries himself as if he were born to command the manor, even if the manor is just a semi-detached.

Origin:
Dating back to rural English folklore, “The Lord Yeomans” was said to be the model village squire —the sort of man who’d wear polished boots to the corner shop and correct your Latin before holding the door for you. The term has survived into modern slang to describe any man of surprising refinement, wit, or quiet authority especially when that polish comes from pure confidence rather than privilege.
He arrived in a faded Citroën DS, the sort of car that smells of pipe tobacco and confidence parked it perfectly, nodded once, and everyone knew. A real Lord Yeomans.
by Saint Jeb October 27, 2025
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The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’
by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021
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Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'
Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
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The Lord Wilikes

A male co-worker who walks around with his chest curiously "all puffed out" while trying to talk to as many female co-workers as possible before returning to his work area. Also, a male who has unrealistic romantic obsessive thoughts about other female co-workers who he has no chance of dating. Commonly performs "breakroom reconnaissance" whereby scouting the work lunchroom to ascertain what other females might be present for the purpose of small talk, flirting and discussing "dates" that likely never happened.
Did you see how the Lord Wilikes was talking to that new girl in Histo last night? He must have been at her bench for at least 10 minutes begging her to go mudding or the Dairy Bell!

I noticed the Lord Wilikes doing breakroom reconnaissance last night, I think he was looking for some redhead girl that works in gen lab.
by The longswordman September 3, 2013
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Lord Jones

American Rapper Song writer and entertainer CEO of the brand OHP, Born in Anchorage, Alaska but raised in Federal Way, Washington best Know for his song "Karate Shawty"
"I went to an Lord Jones Concert it was hella lit!"
by The Professional. October 16, 2017
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Juice Lords

Plain and simple it's a super opinionated guy or girl who yells and screams at an unreasonable level about their worldview, their moral views, religious views, any views and doesn't give a rats ass about the opposing side's view.

They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.

Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!
Hassan: "Don't send me links about juice lords I honestly feel like banning you from my chat."
by Closet Possum August 3, 2022
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Lord Mantequine Himself!

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"
by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008
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