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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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Cracker

by nutcase21 December 30, 2014
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Fluffy Cracker

The breakfast pastry treat with a soft flavored filling known as the Pop-Tart.
S’more flavored fluffy crackers are better than cookies n crème!
by Fluffy Cracker January 27, 2023
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Crackerism

Instant hate to dumb crackers and put your knees on their neck✋🏽
“Damn that’s good be ugly fucking cracker”- some idiot
“Dude that’s crackerism”- a dumb cracker
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cracker attack

This means when you make a white person mad and they mess you up
by batmanislifee January 12, 2015
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