Longfield Academy

A school full of cunts masquerading as students.

Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 21, 2024

Alva Academy

A really bad school with teachers who are utterly useless beyond imagination.

"This computing teacher is awful!"
"Yeah, she must be from Alva Academy!"

by thecatdoesnotgooof May 2, 2022

Trinity Academy

A school in South London full of kids calling themselves roadmen.
Most of them live far away in places like Croydon.

Guy 1: Hey, where do those kids come from?
Guy 2: Oh, they're from trinity academy, they think they're roadmen.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

The dean academy

The dean academy is a horrible place where monkey man lives and eats children for dinner

“Oh look it’s the dean academy

monkey mans house”

by I’m a weirdo March 6, 2021

Nazareth Academy

The best school! Everyone who goes there will tell you they love it. Has a diverse community of students. Nazareth Academy is a family.

At Nazareth Academy everyday is a great day to be a roadrunner.

by 52888 November 7, 2021

Mountainville Academy

It actually sucks. You might as well be kept hostage by the Taliban. Some days you can see Satan himself in the halls.

That school mountainville academy is ass

by Bug Ounce March 2, 2020

Carlton Yute academy

Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.

My current education is in the hands of Carlton Yute Academy.

by Sufian’s bf June 23, 2021