sphincter surprise

massive surprise anal insertion

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.

I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.

by Samguy August 21, 2024

pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022

Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.

Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!

by AnonMan October 17, 2015

Peppermint surprise

When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party

I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.

by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019