Surprise

the act of placing upon someone your unwanted
"gift"
or semen

"Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."

by Flamegrim August 18, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.

Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".

by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008

surprise mothafucka

it is used to denote the element of surprise . can be used in any situation involving a surprise

for ex - pornstar:oooooooh baby put it

my pussy i love your big cock

guy *shoves dick into her ass*

pornstar: OMG WTF !!!

guy: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

by WizFact January 17, 2014

muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

by Johneeee November 23, 2006

Afghani Suprise

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.

You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise

by ThatDamnBoy July 1, 2009

norweigan surprise

when you knock out a chick with your cast and then bang her unconscious body for hours

sasha was so tight the only way cody could get somethin was with the norweigan surprise

by adam and zack September 13, 2007