Sparkulate

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

by Bob Marshmallow February 21, 2005

Sharked Up

A state of being really angry about something

Whoa, did you see that guy after you pissed on his face- he was getting really sharked up.

by Celeste February 28, 2005

Pantie Shark

(Noun)
A person who trys to pull down women's panties.

I saw a vid of some sick pantie shark online.

by Ethan McCarthy April 20, 2007

Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

by thelegacy November 20, 2007

sparkletart

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

Tony sparks Trees

The best rap artist you never heard of.His LP "Chronical Thoughts" is amazing and original.

1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".

by tstrees August 29, 2007

sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.

Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.

by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011