The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound

Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day

by toapt July 19, 2024

when its ready :P

A meme in the Age of History II community when referring to the release date of AOH3.

User: when will aoh2 drop?
Łukasz Jakowski: When its ready :P

by anonymous August 6, 2024

kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024

gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!

Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!

by King Yamayama April 11, 2024

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

At the ready

prepped or prepared for instant use.

The guys walk with their firearms at the ready.

by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024

The bluetooth device is ready to pair

Kristen DiMercurio

Kristen DiMercurio is the person who does The bluetooth device is ready to pair The bluetooth device is connected uh sucsesfully FM Tender Line in Line out Eye dunno the rest butt you get it

by Idk how to use my Peeyano December 27, 2024