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Cheese Punch

To be punched is the face when you sniff the cheese.

To be kicked in the face by someone with poor foot hygeine.
by Lilobelz February 4, 2010
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Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick
Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick
by donkey wright June 8, 2018
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friendly punch

To punch a friendly lightly on the shoulder or arm.
Friend tells a funny joke
Me: Stop your too funny friendly
(Then I friendly punch him)
by Linktargeter.com May 14, 2016
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punch-tape

Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.
Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.
by Extius June 11, 2006
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The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)
Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”
by PUSSYSLAYER5578 February 14, 2023
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Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag
Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister
by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018
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Uvula Punch

When you're going down on a guy and his dick hits your uvula (the punching bag thingy in the back of your throat).
Girl, I was sucking John's dick and he Uvula punched me. I almost threw up.
by Fagadactol March 14, 2020
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