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sphincter punch

The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.
My undies were stained with sphincter punch.
by THE CareBear September 8, 2019
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Brest-Punched

When you're a girl with boobs too big, and you hit a bump and your boobs hit you in the face.
Why is he laughing so hard?
Oh, his girl hit a bump while driving and got brest-punched
Haaa
by Andy061095 December 25, 2013
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Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"
My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.
by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009
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Cheese Punch

To be punched is the face when you sniff the cheese.

To be kicked in the face by someone with poor foot hygeine.
by Lilobelz February 4, 2010
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Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.
Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!
by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009
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Uvula Punch

When you're going down on a guy and his dick hits your uvula (the punching bag thingy in the back of your throat).
Girl, I was sucking John's dick and he Uvula punched me. I almost threw up.
by Fagadactol March 14, 2020
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Knife-Punch

A knife-punch is a bladed weapon stabbing maneuver so powerful that it forces the victim to fall in the direction of the stab. The victim falls with a momentum equal to the size of the knife and fist multiplied by the speed of the stab, and and is afterwards bleeding profusely
"If I knife-punch you in the face, you will fall backwards bleeding...from the face."
by outsidetheBox January 14, 2010
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