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Violin Nazi

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.
Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.
by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021
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grazi neo nazi

The way you say thanks with a cute lil rhyme
Friend: Wassup nigga? You need a phone charger?
Me: Aye cuh! Grazi neo nazi!
Friend: Wtf. That rhyme kinda cute but still, wtf.
by faggot-hater-3000 January 10, 2024
mugGet the grazi neo nazimug.

nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner
Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed
by Fornicater January 7, 2024
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Nazi Certainty

An absolute certainty of one's own righteousnous, even in the face of facts that show that it is horribly wrong.
Young Liberals during the Trump era have a Nazi Certainty about them. They're sure that their violence and anti-establishment behavior is getting them a brighter tomorrow. But like Hitler's Nazis, these stupid little people are only tools for destructive leaders who will dispense of them the minute they aren't useful anymore.
by geekmalone March 17, 2020
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Dishcloth nazi

Antisemitic white person culturally appropriating a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf
A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.
by Old Phardt May 10, 2024
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Powerpoint Nazi

People who are obsessed with the formatting on a powerpoint slide and will constantly make changes discernible only to them.
"Lisa just asked me to re do the ppt slide the 15th time and this time to move slide number 1mm to the right , arggh such a powerpoint Nazi"
by V_K_Industries January 20, 2021
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Nazi

A common twitter insult used against people with opinions opposing those of leftists. It is used to bully people into abandoning their current stance or used to cancel someone, often unfairly.
"How dare you disagree that biological sex is immutable, you're a Nazi"
by MattST April 8, 2023
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