Saltburn Sump Pump

The act of the slurping semen and dirty bath out of the bottom of a shower/bathtub after another person masturbates while taking a bath.

I still can’t believe Oliver Saltburn Sump Pumped the tub after Felix was done taking a bath

by The anonymous sump pumper January 21, 2024

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chasing the pump

Trying to look as good as your pump, all the time.

Mom I have to go to the gym, I'm chasing the pump.

by Xrendr48 January 26, 2024

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pumping fire

something I do at ILC

today at day program or ILC I was pumping fire

by Merlin vac engine February 1, 2024

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Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

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The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

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read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023

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