Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

Pogo dick

It is a man slut that bounces from one chick to another. His dick is then called a "pogo dick". He will pretty much fuck anything that moves and once he fucks one bitch then he is on the hunt for another bitch to bounce into. Its like a niggah on a pogo stick bouncing from one place to another but instead it's a dick bouncing from one pussy to another.

"He fucked Jenny then he fucked Maddie and now he's fuckin Jenny again... He's gotta pogo dick!"

by rope2dallyup June 7, 2015

Dick Bullet

When you piss out kidney stones

I had a rough night pissing dick bullets

by m-stallard August 9, 2016

security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .

laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .

by zebra22 September 28, 2008

Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.

Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick

by Camacamanana March 11, 2010

Dick Grower

A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.

Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.

by Big Dick Bob AKA BDB April 3, 2020

Urban Dick

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.

That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!

by Nictionary April 17, 2015