dialing the moon

cleaning nostril with a finger

he keeps dialing the moon during dinner.

by sethph88 April 30, 2015

Moon

Moon is someone who is ugly and fucks short girls with short hair. Only one girl in the whole school wants to suck his ass. Her name starts with a M, OR, K. He is probably rich with a nice yard. He flirts with girls but has much hotter friends.

Kaylee is super pretty, she must be dating moon!

by Bob.ert June 29, 2015

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

Moon boots

When u get geeked up both ways!!!! Roll a bowl of speed and then immediately smoke some good ganja. This feeling experienced is the same as an astronaut slipping on his boots.

Hey man you got your moon boots on tonight. Yeah man been up for three days haven't taken my moon boots off

by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015

The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.

"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

by James E. Robert October 4, 2015

moon service

Ordering room service very late . Eating late night in hotel room through room services.

We ordered moon service last night after the party.

by Mookaveli October 12, 2015

sang moon day

Usually a term used to describe the best day ever;
The term is usually used in professional golf tournaments

When a players posts an unbelievable round leading to a victory.
The term originated at the 2015 Barclays in Plainfield, New Jersey

Jordan Speith was having himself a sang moon day when he won the U.S Open.

by Sang moon day October 14, 2015