lobster

when a person has genital warts

yeah i swear that girl i met last night was a lobster

by Rebekha Claydon March 31, 2008

Trump Lost

A term the minimum wage earning, sun evading left wing carnival freaks use as a coping mechanism.

Green haired liberal beta male in 2016: Trump Lost. He colluded with muh Russia to rig the election.

Also green haired liberal beta male in 2018: Stacy Klump only lost the Georgia gubernatorial election cuz Republicans stole the election by manipulating the voters rolls.

Also green haired liberal beta male in 2020: Trump lost. Elections can't be rigged or stolen. Threat against muh democracy. 80+ million literally voted for the man who thinks he served in the senate for 180 years! Deal with it. Now excuse me while I go use the women's restroom...

by NguyenLe007 April 18, 2022

lobster babes

If your body is proportional

damn homie, look at that lobster babe, her ass is huge

by 24s is a good song May 24, 2003

Lost Fate

1) Term used by teenagers that feel that thier family has cost them their childhood/future.
2) Often used by morons that have made mistake after mistake and refuse to take responsibility for their own actions.
3) Coined by some moron that saw that the phrase was 8 lettes long and therefore could be tattooed on each knuckle. (but not the thumbs)

Mike: God, your parents suck. I am 21... I mean 19 and I don't have a curfew.
Brenda: Yeah I know, I have such a lost fate!

Example 2
Brenda: I am gonna get Lost Fate tattooed on my knuckles and then become a pharmacist.
Family: Can we say Lost Job!

by That one guy from lost in space July 23, 2008

Lobster

The itch you get from an expensive whore.

Man: "Damn bitch! You got crabs or somethin'!?"
Whore: "You think I'm that cheap!? Nah, it's lobster"

by OffendedByTheFrosting! July 26, 2009

Lobster

Term used to explain any lonely, friendless person who sits in the lobby of a building waiting to meet and hopefully make friends with another lobster or any other random person. Most commonly but not limited to dorm buildings at colleges.

De'andre has been sitting in the lobby for hours! What a Lobster.

by QUICKYQUICKY123 October 6, 2011

Lobster

The act of getting it in the ever elusive female butthole... It's buttsex

Dan "How was she last night brah?"

Justin "She was great, I got lobster!"

Everyone "woo! Woo"

by RD lobsterman November 8, 2012