Land Record

The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.

We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.

by Paradoxismminant May 15, 2010

land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.

damn ! land van tommy le, you the man

by November 23, 2021

land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 20, 2021

dervish land

dervish land is the land of the dhulbahante

its dervish land

by readyforthemoon55 August 12, 2020

Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure

by ChasseStraße May 08, 2022

Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.

The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.

by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020

Skinny Land

Popular for being Skinnisha´s home, most Skinny legends are from here. To tell someone is Skinnylandian person, make sure their waist is an air molecule, then you´ll know.

Skinnisha (the baddest bitch) is from Skinny Land.

by Misses. Keisha September 15, 2021