Land Record

The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.
We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.
by Paradoxismminant May 15, 2010
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land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
damn ! land van tommy le, you the man
by November 23, 2021
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land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.
by zpack November 20, 2021
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canaDAY land

Derived from the name Canada, canaDAY Land (Pronounced cah-nah-DAY Land) is coined originally as a derogatory term for Canada for their lack of global presence in wars and them being known for always being nice to people (dependent on area). The term itself, canaDAY Land, was created with meaning, where the "cana" was taken from Canada, the "DAY" was to signify how they are always nice and see the brightside of things, and "Land" is because this is just about as mythical as wonderland. Later the term was adopted and put into a more positive light by them (Canadians) saying they have less troubles and problems, and are overall peaceful, and it was no longer seen as a derogatory name (unless used within that context).
Positive Context:
person A "Dude, I'm sick of being here. I want something better. I'm going to Canada!"
Person B "Don't you mean, canaDAY land, Land of the awesome?"

Negative Context:
Person A "They don't do a damn thing, being little scared wimps!"
Person B "That's canaDAY Land for ya!"
by Jay Ay Orz October 04, 2013
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Land Duck

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*
by Juabetskoya January 08, 2022
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land text

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.
by journalismo February 12, 2018
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fuccy wuccy land

an awful place filled with philosophical conversations about being horny
fuccy wuccy land is why im a socialist who is anti imperialism and anti industrial revaluation
by EpicSlurUserPogDaddy July 17, 2021
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